If you're a "NO B.S. Bride" you need something special for your crew! This box says what you’re really thinking, and what THEY are really going to need! Love, snark, and the coolest gift EVER!

Whether she’s your ride-or-die or your chaos wrangler, this is the box that screams:

“Without you, I won’t tie the knot. Also, you’ll be herding drunk bitches in heels.”

🖤 What’s Included:

“Will You Be My Bridesmaid?” Customizable Greeting Card: Funny AF design, blank inside so you can get personal (or weird).

Silver “I Won’t Tie the Knot Without You, Hoe” Necklace: Subtle enough to wear. Loud enough to remember.

“Smells Like You Said YES” Soy Candle: Because you love her. And other bitches annoy you.

Clay Face Mask Packet: For freshening up after y'all get hammered.

Wedding Stress Bath Soak: Detox that pre-wedding anxiety (or her hangover).

Fuzzy Warm Socks: Because she’s going to be on her feet all damn day.

Chamomile Tea + Nutella Snack: Emergency chill kit for the chaos ahead.

Bridesmaid Bath Bomb: Emotional support for wedding day meltdowns.

📦 SHIPPING NOTES:

Ships in a matte black keepsake box, everything is individually wrapped so she'll have fun opening all the items, ready to go!

Add multiple boxes and I’ll ship them together (because duh, you’ve got a squad)

No receipts or pricing in box

Want it sent straight to your bridesmaid?Just order how many boxes you need and I'll reach out after you order for addresses and customization.

🖊️ Want to Customize?

Yes, you can personalize the card with her name or a message - Enter at checkout or I can get details after you order if you want multiple boxes.

🛑 No BS Pricing:

No fake discounts. No filler junk. Just hilarious, high-quality stuff she’ll actually use. $5 shipping.

🎯 This Box Is For:

Brides with a sense of humor

Bridal parties who drink wine and carry chaos

People who love sarcasm, snark, and actual emotion

You, probably.

Ready to pop the question… your way?

Click Add to Cart before this listing gets mobbed by emotionally exhausted brides!