F*ck That Guy Breakup/Divorce Mini Gift Box: Because sometimes the only cure for heartbreak is snacks, salt, and stabbing a tiny doll with pins.
Inside this little black box of chaos + comfort, she’ll get her very own voodoo doll, complete with a laminated “Voodoo Doll Spell Therapy” guide written by us. It’s equal parts cathartic, hilarious, and (weirdly) healing.
What’s Inside:
A snarky survival kit stuffed with 5–6 handpicked goodies, like:
A sassy candle (for cleansing bad vibes)
A mini journal (for angry lists, doodles, or plotting)
A snack (because breakups burn calories, obviously)
Epsom salt (soak it out)
The voodoo doll + spell therapy card (the star of the show)
Every box is ready to gift, we’ll even tuck in your custom note (added at checkout). Perfect for best friends, sisters, coworkers, or anyone who just dumped dead weight and deserves a laugh.