A breakup/divorce giftbox for the woman who just got emotionally bulldozed by that MF who shattered her heart. This isn't your generic beige gift box with the same things everybody gives. Breakups are painful as F*CK, they're an emotional minefield full of rage, grief, tears, and a lot of “WTF JUST HAPPENED." We built this box for exactly that.

We included comfort treats, relaxing stuff to soothe her soul, and plenty of reminders that her ex was a twatwaffle and she’s better off without him. She will laugh. Possibly cry. Probably both. But she’ll absolutely feel seen, and that matters more than a vanilla-ass candle ever could.

WHAT SHE'LL RECEIVE: She’ll open a sleek black box and find a greeting card from us. We write her a message that says: “We get it,” and give her a little preview of the emotional rollercoaster she’s about to unpack. Under the tissue paper? Your custom note (you’ll add that at checkout).

Then it begins.

Everything is individually wrapped, and there’s a lot. Surprise after surprise, mood swing after mood swing, this box is designed to keep up. We timed it: about 15-20 minutes to open everything. By the end, she’ll have a pile of hilarious, useful, healing stuff, and an experience that hits way deeper than anything she could’ve gotten anywhere else.

She didn’t just go through a breakup or divorce. She survived a disaster. This box gets it, and gives her something to laugh, cry, and heal with.

Each box includes*:
Over 25 handpicked, labeled, and individually wrapped items.
Examples include:
• Sugar scrub
• Bath bomb
• Eye mask
• Epsom salt
• Lotion
• 8 oz soy candle
• Delicious snacks
• Fuzzy socks
• Magnets
• Coloring pages
• And a whole bunch of random, hilarious extras she didn’t know she needed!

*Not everything that comes in the box is shown in the pic/video above - it's MORE.