Passivo Aggresso™: A Holiday Wine Label for the Emotionally Advanced

🎄 The perfect vintage for Christmas family cheer

A bold, emotionally complex printable wine label designed for those navigating the holidays with grace, sarcasm, and just a hint of repressed rage.

Text on Label: 🤣

Passivo Aggresso

The perfect vintage for Christmas Family Cheer

Tasting Notes:

A dry, emotionally complex blend with subtle notes of resentment, disappointment, and forced politeness. Opens with a sharp glare and finishes with a hollow “I’m fine.” 🤣

🖨️ WHAT YOU GET:

--PDF (8.5 x 11”) with 2 labels (3.7” x 4.7” each)

--PNG single label for digital use

--Printable instructions file (with passive-aggressive flair)

✅ HOW TO USE:

Print at 100%

Use sticker paper

Cut, apply, emotionally disassociate

Slap it on a 750ml bottle of wine and mentally prepare for dinner

🧨 WHO IS THIS FOR?

Black sheep

Scapegoats

Therapists in denial

Anyone who’s ever said “We don’t talk about politics at the table” while clenching a fork

Instant download. No shipping. No waiting. No coping mechanisms included.

Pair with dry turkey and internal screaming.

✨ Add to cart and let the dysfunction pour.