The perfect birthday gift for your favorite tired bitch! The overworked & overwhelmed woman who’s made it through another year in the patriarchy swamp needs snacks, self-care, and full permission to say, “F**k off, I’m busy surviving.”

This is for the one who holds it all together but rarely feels seen. The one who deserves someone to say, “Hey, I get it. You’re doing amazing, even when it’s hard as sht.”* That’s exactly what this box says — loudly, unapologetically, and with a side of snark.

When she opens it, she’ll laugh, feel hugged, and know she’s truly understood. It’s the ultimate “I see you” birthday gift for your mom, sister, best friend, or co-worker who runs on caffeine, grit, and a dark sense of humor.

WHAT SHE'LL RECEIVE: She’ll open a sleek black box with a greeting card addressed to her from us, letting her know we get it and reminding her to slow down and savor it all. Beneath that is your custom message (entered at checkout), followed by a bunch of wrapped surprises! Most people take 15-20 minutes to open it all!

By the end, she’ll be surrounded by laughter, snacks, and useful self-care items, plus a feeling that someone actually sees her.

Each box includes*:
Over 25 handpicked, labeled, and individually wrapped items.
Examples include:
• Sugar scrub
• Bath bomb
• Eye mask
• Epsom salt
• Lotion
• 8 oz soy candle
• Coffee mug
• Delicious snacks
• Fuzzy socks
• Magnets
• Coloring pages
• And a whole bunch of random, hilarious extras she didn’t know she needed.

*Not everything that comes in the box is shown in the pic/video above - it's MORE.